Life in a Nutshell

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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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— 3 days ago with 106738 notes
Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.

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— 4 days ago with 174587 notes

tennants-hair:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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THIS IS THE BEST NO THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER RELATED SUPERNATURAL GIF THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS

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— 4 days ago with 317360 notes
dreams-and-hard-realities:


THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

dreams-and-hard-realities:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

(Source: 4gifs, via hedwigofthetardis)

— 4 days ago with 423607 notes
#foxes  #cute 

horoshaya:

“average writer has 3 catchphrases a character” factoid actualy just statistical error. average writer has 1 catchphrase per character. Steven Moffat, who lives in cave & writes characters w/ over 10,000 catchphrases each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

— 4 days ago with 31 notes

kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

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— 4 days ago with 415367 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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— 4 days ago with 398045 notes

krnjesus:

hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

LOL

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— 1 week ago with 96334 notes

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

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— 1 week ago with 620796 notes
#wth  #funny  #hell